PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An